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Be sure to let us know if the TV screen ever begins to answer.raebates said:Here in north-central Indiana, there's a commercial that makes me yell at the TV screen. It's a commercial for Aunt Millie's bakery items. The little jingle includes the line:
The windows are bright with the glow of something baking.
What does it make me yell? "If what you're baking is causing a glow in the windows, it's on fire! Go to the kitchen and put it out now! Quickly! Your family is in peril!"
The good thing is that I'm usually alone when I yell this at the TV screen.
My husband is in the Army so I completely understand - we've had many a conversation interrupted by RPG's & mortars ...I had just finished a conversation with a customer service rep who happened to be in India. I thought is was timely that I was transferred to another country and then received this email. I didn't mean to offend anyone as I have lost far too many friends in Iraq and Afghanistan.Kitchen Diva said:Not if your son is in Iraq...and has to dodge those suicide bombers every day.
The_Kitchen_Guy said:Be sure to let us know if the TV screen ever begins to answer.
Are you saying some of us aren't adults?The_Kitchen_Guy said:There's a joke in there someplace, but it's a little more adult than should be posted in this forum.
The_Kitchen_Guy said:Have you seen the new Macintosh commercial?
It's animated in the format of the old Frosty/Rudolph stop-action animations but instead of clay figures, it's all computer generated - on a Mac, I'm sure.
Very clever and very cute!
See it here.
The_Kitchen_Guy said:Well, then, let me be the first to send you best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally,
a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to the race, creed, color, religious, or sexual preferences of the wishes.
(Disclaimer: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.)
I'd only give a PC as a gift to an enemy.The_Kitchen_Guy said:Have you seen the new Macintosh commercial?
It's animated in the format of the old Frosty/Rudolph stop-action animations but instead of clay figures, it's all computer generated - on a Mac, I'm sure.
Very clever and very cute!
See it here.
The_Kitchen_Guy said:Well, then, let me be the first to send you best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasion of others who choose to practice their own religion as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all;
Additionally,
<SNIP>
that's why you should just celebrate Festivus!
Festivus was a Holiday that George Costanza's family celebrated on the TV show Seinfeld.The_Kitchen_Guy said:I remember Festus from Gunsmoke. He was played by the late Ken Curtis.
http://comp.uark.edu/~tsnyder/gunsmoke/images/jpgs/festus.JPG
I didn't know there was a holiday for Festus!
That must be why you only made it as far as Milwaukee.chefann said:A blog I read had a great line the other day: Remember, good girls may get to go to heaven, but bad girls get to go everywhere!
Aw, but it was your color!Not to mention, on the way home, he could have taken you cruising on the Polish Love Boat.chefann said:Are you trying to say that Milwaukee is heaven?Hardly. I mean, it's nice, but...That car is very nice, but DH just isn't interested in one that old. And that trip was the alternator-free trip. We had enough problems getting home from Fox Point!
Your wish is my command.Kitchen Diva said:hey KG, wanna help me find a 1972 Plymouth Baracuda? It's my dream car!
Course, once you find one, coming up with the cash to buy it will be another thing...but one step at a time, right?!? Why put the cart before the horse or count my hatched chickens or something like that
Hmmm, I was hoping for yellow or purple. curious-how much are they asking? I'm hoping your first house was a one room house in a very remote rural area...The_Kitchen_Guy said:Your wish is my command.
FOR SALE
http://www.oldcartrader.com/files/145533_9.jpg
It's on http://www.oldcartrader.com/ocdetail145533.htm.
The asking price is also more than I paid for my first home.
Kitchen Diva said:there was one on there for $70K
Sorry if I'm going to spend that much on a car, it is going to be a BMW Or maybe an old Camaro AND a Cuda! Great, now I'm drooling.
(I LOVE cars!!!!)
Can I come and touch it?:blushing:ChefBeckyD said:Now you are talking my language!:love:
DH and I own an original, #'s matching, 1970 Plum Crazy Purple 440-6 pac Challenger - in mint condition! It is BEEYOOOOTEEEFULLL!
Mopars are the family hobby.
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