The_Kitchen_Guy
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Birds can't talk. Birds are dumb.chefann said:Fine.
Corrrnnnn.
blleeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh...
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Birds can't talk. Birds are dumb.chefann said:Fine.
Corrrnnnn.
blleeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhhh...
Don't be confused by quotes from Beaker, Chefann's African Gray parrot.Kitchen Diva said:I shall add that to my witty and brilliant repertoire...
Nuh-uh. They must be smart - Beaker says so. Or at least she says that she's smart, "Birds can't talk. I'm a bird. I'm smart."The_Kitchen_Guy said:Birds can't talk. Birds are dumb.
The_Kitchen_Guy said:Redneck Designer Overalls
Only in regards to the <corn>, <belch>, and <bleah> tags.The_Kitchen_Guy said:Does she speak fluent HTML?
Kitchen Diva said:Well I'll be avoiding food for the rest of the day.... yucky! :yuck:
The_Kitchen_Guy said:Can you cry under water?
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. . but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? [In Wisconsin, the answer would be, "Taxes."]
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Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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What disease did cured ham actually have?
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
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Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural
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Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
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If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
LOL I will remember that the next time I meet a Denise!The_Kitchen_Guy said:One of my favorites - and every time I meet a woman named Denise, I always ask her if she has a twin brother named Denephew. It is not usually received with much enthusiasm.
This is why trampoline liability insurance is always over a buck or two.baychef said:Why trampolines are dangerous!http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/baychef_album/Trampoline.jpg
baychef said:It took me all weekend, but I finally got my tree up!
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/baychef_album/tree.jpg
The_Kitchen_Guy said:This is why trampoline liability insurance is always over a buck or two.
The_Kitchen_Guy said:I've got socks older than you.
Just for you - I'm putting on my church sox this morning.baychef said:I hope you change them once in a while...and if they are that old...you must give a darn!!!
It seams we're keeping people in stitches in this thread.baychef said:Darn it!!!!:angel:
Hopefully, they aren't thread worn...The_Kitchen_Guy said:It seams we're keeping people in stitches in this thread.
baychef said:Love it!!
Does my last post have no pictures and just the red x's on everyone else's screen? It came through on the preview but now I have the X rated version
I thought you had finally figured out how to get past the minimum character rule.baychef said:http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/baychef_album/bears.jpg
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/baychef_album/politics.jpg
http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w169/baychef_album/pantyhose.jpg
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