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Otherwise, you might take more drastic measures.baychef said:Sometimes when you are angry with someone,
it helps to sit down and think about the problem.
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Otherwise, you might take more drastic measures.baychef said:Sometimes when you are angry with someone,
it helps to sit down and think about the problem.
Addie4TLC said:These are great, I will come back when I need a break and a laugh!
Here is my contribution:
A large corporation recently hired several cannibals.
“You are all part of our team now,” said the H.R. rep during the welcoming briefing. “You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please - don't eat any of the other employees.”
The cannibals promised they would not.
Four weeks later their boss remarked, “You're all working very hard, and I'm satisfied with your work. However, one of our secretaries has disappeared. Do any of you know what happened to her?”
The cannibals all shook their heads no. After the boss had left, the leader of the cannibals said to the others,
“Which one of you morons ate the secretary?”
A hand rose hesitantly.
“You fool!” the leader continued. “For four weeks we've been eating managers and no one noticed anything.
But NO-Oooooo… you had to go and eat someone important!”
A Wisconsin family moved to Texas and their poor kid in the family had to go to school where everyone wore blue and white stars. On the Thursday of the big Packers-Cowboys game, he wore his Brett Favre jersey to school.climbercanoe3 said:"I assumed everyone in Boston was either for the Bruins or the Red Sox. So, what team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
Two cannibals are sitting having dinner, when suddenly one of them blurts out, "I HATE my mother-in-law!"Addie4TLC said:I'm glad you liked it and I'm glad the cannibals didn't get you! LOL
Addie4TLC said:I'm glad you liked it and I'm glad the cannibals didn't get you! LOL
raebates said:I live in the Midwest. The mayor doesn't know my name, but he does know me as the woman who sings Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire. I was talked into singing it for a small group at an event. We've met a few of times since, and he always mentions it.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?Addie4TLC said:I'm glad you liked it and I'm glad the cannibals didn't get you! LOL
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