The_Kitchen_Guy
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The_Kitchen_Guy said:The Jews do not recognize Jesus.
The Protestants do not recognize the Pope.
Presbyterians do not recognize one another in the liquor store.
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?
A: Someone who knocks on doors but isn't really sure why.
Q: Why is it not a good idea to piss off a Unitarian?
A: They're liable to burn a question mark on your front lawn.
I thought you'd groan accustomed to me by this time.chefann said:Groan!
That's pretty bad, KG. Even for you.
We aim to please.raebates said:(I consider all posts here to be personally submitted for my enjoyment.)
chefann said:The World's Shortest Books:
1. Al Gore: The Wild Years
2. Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean
3. America's Most Popular Lawyers
4. Career Opportunities for History Majors
5. Detroit - A Travel Guide
6. Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches
7. Easy UNIX
8. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
9. Everything Men Know about Women
10. Everything Women Know about Men
11. French Hospitality
12. George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
13. How to Sustain A Musical Career, by Art Garfunkel
14. Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
15. The Amish Phone Book
And the Number One World's Shortest Book,
16. The Engineer's Guide to Fashion
The_Kitchen_Guy said:One Sunday morning, the devil decided to go to church. He appeared in the middle of a church in a shower of sparks, lightning and a cloud of red smoke. He ran up and down the aisle, screaming and waving his pitchfork. Most of the congregation ran out in fear, except for one old man who was sitting calming in the front pew.
The devil walked up to him, shaking his pitchfork and screaming at the man. "I am the devil, Beelzebub, Prince of Darkness, I am evil incarnate! DO YOU NOT FEAR ME?!?"
"Why should I?" the man calmly replied. "I've been married to your sister for 48 years."
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