The_Kitchen_Guy
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This is more fun to tell someone out loud!A chicken walks into the library, steps up to the librarian and says, "Book."
The librarian says, "You want a book?"
The chicken says, "Book."
So the librarian hands her a book. The chicken puts it under her wing and walks out. About an hour later, the chicken brings the book back and says to the librarian, "Book book!"
The librarian says, "You want two books?"
The chicken says, "Book book!"
So the librarian hands her two books. The chicken puts one under either wing and walks out. About an hour later, the chicken brings the books back and says to the librarian, "Book book book!"
The librarian says, "You want three books?"
The chicken says, "Book book book!"
So the librarian hands her three books. The chicken puts the books under her wings and walks out. The librarian is really curious about this and follows the chicken to find out what's going on. The chicken walks down the alley, along the railroad tracks, out of town, then down towards the river. In a swampy area, the chicken steps up to a bullfrog.
She shows the books to the bullfrog one at a time. The bullfrog looks at each book and says, "Reddit....reddit...reddit."
The librarian says, "You want a book?"
The chicken says, "Book."
So the librarian hands her a book. The chicken puts it under her wing and walks out. About an hour later, the chicken brings the book back and says to the librarian, "Book book!"
The librarian says, "You want two books?"
The chicken says, "Book book!"
So the librarian hands her two books. The chicken puts one under either wing and walks out. About an hour later, the chicken brings the books back and says to the librarian, "Book book book!"
The librarian says, "You want three books?"
The chicken says, "Book book book!"
So the librarian hands her three books. The chicken puts the books under her wings and walks out. The librarian is really curious about this and follows the chicken to find out what's going on. The chicken walks down the alley, along the railroad tracks, out of town, then down towards the river. In a swampy area, the chicken steps up to a bullfrog.
She shows the books to the bullfrog one at a time. The bullfrog looks at each book and says, "Reddit....reddit...reddit."