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[jasonmva]

It's official....the dolphin and I have parted waves...I mean ways. It has been a difficult time for me so to help my healing process, I have changed my avatar.

On a more serious note, I replaced it with this one I found as a tribute to those who are no longer with us or need help in healing. I am from Virginia but did not attend Tech. However, in the end it doesn't matter if you are an alum or not, we all need not forget.

 

[Paige Dixon]

Now that's the best Thread Killer post I could ever have seen. I think you've killed it.

 

[jasonmva]

I tried

Greg could you please close this message now so mine will be the last one...pretty please with sugar on top?!?

 

[Pampered Laura]

/veto

(dont you know that a woman always has to have the last word?)

 

[jasonmva]

Oh Lord...it's on now. Don't make me take off these high heels

Seriously...please don't. I don't know if I could get them back on since my feet have swelled

 

[pamperedalf]

Women always have the last words, just ask my DH!!

 

[jasonmva]

Nuh uh

(Ok so I may show my feminine side every once in a while but I am still a boy!)

 

[Paige Dixon]

Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?

 

[jasonmva]

I am happy knowing I am right

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

No one's left.

 

[jasonmva]

And not all of us are straight...many however are backwards

 

[pamperedalf]

I don't pay attention to who's left.

 

[Pampered Laura]

I'm sorry...where am I?
I'm still having images of Jason in high heels...

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I don't pay attention to who's left.

We're all right.

 

[raebates]

The woman truly always has the last word. Any word a man says after that is the beginning of the next argument.

 

[AJPratt]

I'm sorry...where am I?
I'm still having images of Jason in high heels...

Hey, I've seen MUCH worse in high heels.

 

[jasonmva]

The woman truly always has the last word. Any word a man says after that is the beginning of the next argument.

I object!!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Um, sure. Right. Whatever you say.

 

[Pampered Laura]

Now that's a good boy.

 

[jasonmva]

Um, sure. Right. Whatever you say.

Anything to keep the thread going

 

[mommyhugz1978]

you know your bored if ......u don't have anything else to do other than paruse CS all day long... hey I guess that means I am bored huh?? HEHEHE

 

[baychef]

I'm not bored...just a thread killer's worst nightmare!

 

[raebates]

I object!!

See? New argument!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Anything to keep the thread going

Actually, my previous smarta$$ remark was for Rae but it happened to post after yours. Either way, it bumped the never ending thread.

 

[raebates]

A smarta$$ remark just for me? I'm honored.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I missed Peru - the other crew did the work - but apparently there was a problem that I'm going to have to go fix. Yippee - I can still have dinner at Mr. Weenie!

 

[raebates]

The food really is pretty good--old fashioned hamburger stand standards with a few oddities thrown in. Hmm, describes the town, too.

 

[raebates]

So, KG swoops in to save the day. Will you be wearing your leotard, tights, and cape?

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

No, I'll go as my alter ego, dressed as a mild mannered consultant for a medium-sized metropolitan area sign company.

 

[raebates]

Drat! I was really looking forward to searching Peru for the Caped Consulting Crusader. Plus, the vision of you in the crime-fighter get-up was priceless!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

More likely, the scariest thing since The Exorist hit the theatres.

 

[Paige Dixon]

The woman truly always has the last word. Any word a man says after that is the beginning of the next argument.

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

 

[baychef]

The first time I saw this one I laughed but also realized how sad it was that this was pretty much true!!!

 

[BethCooks4U]

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

Oh my! This is all SO true! I can't wait to show this to DH!!

 

[BethCooks4U]

I sent this list to my DH and here is his response:

"Actually NOTHING means that there is something wrong but she is not going to tell you what because if you weren’t such an idiot you would already know what was wrong and it wouldn’t be wrong because it wouldn’t have happened in the first place. No recovery is actually possible from this situation but it helps to recognize her vast superiority as you beg for enlightenment and plead for forgiveness. I know this because I have been married for 20 years and I adore, love, and admire my wife."

Smart man!

 

[raebates]

Beth, you are obviously married to a brilliant man.

 

[raebates]

More likely, the scariest thing since The Exorist hit the theatres.

Nope. The picture in my head is hysterically funny.

 

[BethCooks4U]

Beth, you are obviously married to a brilliant man.

Well he married me, now didn't he!

 

[raebates]

That only goes to prove how truly brilliant he is.

 

[BethCooks4U]

That only goes to prove how truly brilliant he is.

Yep. This is so!


















And I remind him every day!

 

[raebates]

I often remind my DH that I am an excellent wife. Not perfect, but excellent. Not that he's likely to forget, but I figure a reminder can't hurt.

 

[BethCooks4U]

My DH knows that I would be hard to replace. I do EVERYTHING around here except mow the lawn, take out the garbage and make coffee in the morning (and I sometimes do the last two things too!). I mean EVERYTHING! ...Well, he brings home most of the money to pay for it all.

Don't get me wrong, I am blessed and very happy with my DH!! We make a great team and he would die for me. It just works best for him to step out of the way on most projects. Even cleaning the house - when the kids were small he'd say "What do you want me to do to help?" and my response would be "Take the kids somewhere." He has his faults but I'll keep him! (Like I'm perfect. )

I only worry that my son's will have a hard time adjusting to a more modern woman who expects her man to do more! But then my married son has just that kind of wife and is her kind of man so it all works out!

 

[raebates]

My friends tell me I've ruined my son for his future wife. He's used to good, homemade food. I tell them that isn't a problem. He learned well. He's become a really good cook.

 

[jasonmva]

My friends tell me I've ruined my son for his future wife. He's used to good, homemade food. I tell them that isn't a problem. He learned well. He's become a really good cook.

Or when he does find the right girl, recruit her to sell PC and then she can make all the recipes for him to test. I smell a possible recruit!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Funny - I get home for a few days and after about the second day, The Kat Lady starts to say, "When did you say you have to leave again? How long are you going to be gone?"

 

[raebates]

When my parents still lived in Indiana, we always laughed at my dad. When we would visit he'd say, "When are you leaving?" I mean, he would say that within the first 2 - 3 minutes we were there. We finally figured out what he really meant was "Hey, are you able to stay a while? Want to have dinner with us?" not "Sure hope you're leaving soon."

 

[BethCooks4U]

Funny - I get home for a few days and after about the second day, The Kat Lady starts to say, "When did you say you have to leave again? How long are you going to be gone?"

I used to love it when DH traveled a lot! I got so much done while he was away! Now he rarely travels.

HEY! I just realized why I can't get anything done anymore!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

When my parents still lived in Indiana, we always laughed at my dad. When we would visit he'd say, "When are you leaving?" I mean, he would say that within the first 2 - 3 minutes we were there. We finally figured out what he really meant was "Hey, are you able to stay a while? Want to have dinner with us?" not "Sure hope you're leaving soon."

In the case of The Kat Lady, we were both so independent for so long that when we're separated, we sort of get used to having the bed and the bathroom all to ourselves again.

 

[raebates]

When The Furry Guy and I first married, he was a marine. He was at sea six months out of the year. People think the leaving is the hardest. It's the returning. I would get used to going and doing as I pleased. Thankfully, he's worth the trouble and always considered the benefits of being with me worth the struggle.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

You can always tell a Marine.But you can't tell him much.