Do You Get Your Stripper Star at 800 or Higher??

[Carissidy]

Maybe i will have to sing some songs?

LOL It worked for me

 

[friday]

The Top 10 Pickup Lines Used By Chefs:

 

[friday]

10. "Your eyes are like limpid pools of chicken stock."

9. "I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?"

 

[Carissidy]

nothing- i was going to ask you what time you take it, and how you do in the morning- do you have hang over. I am on something now and its all new to me.

Actually it depends on what time I take it... I need to take mine early so I don't feel that way in the morning.... I have tried several, If you want to share what you are on I could give you a heads up or whatever.... if not its ok but I will be right back I have to take mine now or I will be up all night again!!

 

[friday]

8. "Cumin here often?"

7. "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

6. "Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?"

 

[chefheidi2003]

LOL...I know when Heidi changed her avatar I had to read who she was LOL

Now I changed it again just to confuse you...lol...

 

[friday]

Actually it depends on what time I take it... I need to take mine early so I don't feel that way in the morning.... I have tried several, If you want to share what you are on I could give you a heads up or whatever.... if not its ok but I will be right back I have to take mine now or I will be up all night again!!

lorazepam- also celexa but that ain't for sleep.

 

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5. "Hey, weren't you in my 'Introduction to Melons' class?"

4. "We've now simmered for the recommended 25 minutes - time to
come to a full boil!"

 

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3. "You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee - and less drippy."

2. "Get the buttah."
... and the Number 1 Pickup Line used by Chefs:

 

[chefheidi2003]

They put you in the wave your ED is going on B/C of the banquet. I say my ED is cheap and boring b/c:

#1. Her banquet was BORING. We couldn't even sit with our friends or get up and move around. They did all the same recognition we had already seen on stage almost the ENTIRE time.

#2. The OUTSTANDING people in her cluster that had $90,000 in sales or a million recruits only got a certificate that looked like it was printed on her computer and it was even on cheap paper (not card stock, not in a frame or anything) And that's it! No extra gifts and these people are making her a fortune!

Who is your ED??

 

[friday]

1. "Uh, yeah ... I invented Spaghetti-O's"

 

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What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he was eating too fast?

Stop goblin your food.

 

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Why did the student eat his homework?

His teacher told him it was a piece of cake

 

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I've trained my dog not to beg at the table.

How did you do that?

I let him eat my cooking.

 

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131 to go, but losing ground!!

 

[friday]

A guy got some vinegar in his ear. Now he suffers from pickeled hearing.

 

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Overweight it just something that snacks up on you.

 

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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

 

[friday]

Its called fast food because you are supposed to eat it really fast- otherwise you might actually Taste it

 

[chefheidi2003]

Yup- that bad. I won't be able to catch up I think, unless they sprain their wrists then work a fair for four consecutive days... lol...

not going to happen here...lol

 

[friday]

The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.

 

[friday]

not going to happen here...lol

Didn't think so... maybe I can catch up during a nap?

 

[friday]

What happens when you tell an egg a joke?

It cracks up

 

[Carissidy]

8. "Cumin here often?"

7. "How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled, or fertilized?"

6. "Care to come back to my place and kick it up a notch?"

Where in the world do you get this stuff??? LOL

 

[friday]

Did you hear the joke about the watermelon?

Its pit-iful

 

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Where in the world do you get this stuff??? LOL

Amazing isnt it? And really helpful to get 145 posts!!

 

[Carissidy]

lorazepam- also celexa but that ain't for sleep.

I took that for awhile... is it brand new for you?

 

[chefheidi2003]

I don't have 145 mindless things to say.

my stuff is not mindless...oh wait...yes it is...

 

[friday]

OH I LOVE THIS ONE

What is the best day to have a cook out?

FRIDAY!!

 

[friday]

I took that for awhile... is it brand new for you?

Ya- I started it on Wednesday.

 

[chefheidi2003]

Heidi is that you??? wow you gotts warn me before you do that! I keep wanting to welcome you to the thread! :blushing:

LOL...I like sneaking up on people...and I am a slow reader so I just got to this part...

 

[friday]

my stuff is not mindless...oh wait...yes it is...

hee hee... but seriously- I wasn't implying that YOUR stuff was mindless- just that I don't have anything to say so mine certainly WOULD be....

and as you can see- I am working on a very mindless level right now. Food jokes anyone?

 

[Carissidy]

Amazing isnt it? And really helpful to get 145 posts!!

that it is! But keep it up!

 

[friday]

What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?

No thanks, Im stuffed

 

[Carissidy]

Ya- I started it on Wednesday.

Is it working? I think that is a generic for Ativan but I am not sure....

 

[Carissidy]

LOL...I like sneaking up on people...and I am a slow reader so I just got to this part...

so are you in this pic?

 

[Carissidy]

Hereos is on tonight!!

 

[friday]

Where was the first donut made?

In Greece!

 

[Carissidy]

wow I am justa postin' fool again today!

 

[chefheidi2003]

hee hee... but seriously- I wasn't implying that YOUR stuff was mindless- just that I don't have anything to say so mine certainly WOULD be....

and as you can see- I am working on a very mindless level right now. Food jokes anyone?

I hope that you don't think that I was offended...LOL...I was not...I knew that you were kidding...I am glad that you started posting jokes though...I am enjoying them...

 

[friday]

Is it working? I think that is a generic for Ativan but I am not sure....

It does seem to be working- it doesnt make me dizzy sleepy like I expected but I sleep better. But I got a bit of a hangover the first two days and I wondered if I was taking it too late at night

 

[Carissidy]

Where was the first donut made?

In Greece!

LOL! That one is believable!

 

[friday]

I hope that you don't think that I was offended...LOL...I was not...I knew that you were kidding...I am glad that you started posting jokes though...I am enjoying them...

I wasn't really sure- but I thought I better be nice anyhow. My mind is fuzzing out on the jokes but I can keep it up until 9- when I have to send the boys to bed.

 

[chefheidi2003]

so are you in this pic?

Yes I am the one in the blue...my best friend is the bride and her uncle is in the middle

 

[friday]

Why don't they serve chocolate in prison?

Because it makes you break out.

 

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What do you call artificial spaghetti?

Mockaroni

 

[Carissidy]

It does seem to be working- it doesnt make me dizzy sleepy like I expected but I sleep better. But I got a bit of a hangover the first two days and I wondered if I was taking it too late at night

Probably because I have found that I have to take mine earlier in order to feel better in the morning... but I have also had some I couldn't take because I couldn't get rid of that feeling and it wasn't worth the results I was getting so try taking it earlier for a couple of days like that and if it doesn't change I would talk to your doctor because you need to be able to function in he morning especially with a little one!

 

[chefheidi2003]

I wasn't really sure- but I thought I better be nice anyhow. My mind is fuzzing out on the jokes but I can keep it up until 9- when I have to send the boys to bed.

and then you are going bowling....

 

[Carissidy]

Yes I am the one in the blue...my best friend is the bride and her uncle is in the middle

I would compliment you on your dress but you are very very far away LOL

 

[friday]

Probably because I have found that I have to take mine earlier in order to feel better in the morning... but I have also had some I couldn't take because I couldn't get rid of that feeling and it wasn't worth the results I was getting so try taking it earlier for a couple of days like that and if it doesn't change I would talk to your doctor because you need to be able to function in he morning especially with a little one!

Shoot- the little one doesnt sleep well at NIGHT either... but dh wants me to ferberize him and it just breaks my heart.