Do You Get Your Stripper Star at 800 or Higher??

[MissChef]

I can't believe how crazy this thread is!

 

[MissChef]

what I mean is, Yikes! There are so many pages and you ladies crack me up! so many different subjects and what a clever idea! I wish this thread would have been up when I was trying so hard for my star!

 

[friday]

OMG!! I was playing on the floor with my 1 year old, and he was giving me those big open mouth baby kisses, well he sucked AND I HAVE A HICKEY ON MY CHIN!!! I GREAT BIG ONE!!!! What am I going to do???? I have the fair tomorrow and Monday!!! AAAAAAA!!! My husband is playing it for all its worth too!!!! How do you get rid of a hickey!!?!!?!?! HELP!!!

 

[nikkijo]

OMG!! I was playing on the floor with my 1 year old, and he was giving me those big open mouth baby kisses, well he sucked AND I HAVE A HICKEY ON MY CHIN!!! I GREAT BIG ONE!!!! What am I going to do???? I have the fair tomorrow and Monday!!! AAAAAAA!!! My husband is playing it for all its worth too!!!! How do you get rid of a hickey!!?!!?!?! HELP!!!

that is sooooo funny is dh giving you anymore to match?

 

[friday]

that is sooooo funny is dh giving you anymore to match?

NOOOOOO!!!! I iced it, and now I am massaging it with preparation H. I have never had a hickey before in my Life!! Its right on my CHIN!

 

[nikkijo]

ha ha preparation H on your chin I'm sorry I just got a visual image of hemroid cream on your chin! I am so sorry that you have this when you have a fair tomorrow.

Try a frozen spoon..let me google this to see what i can find

 

[nikkijo]

heres' one solution that i found

Applying ice, wrapped in paper towels, will help get rid of a hickey. Any damage done to your skin or the blood vessels in your skin is going to cause some swelling, and swelling will ensure that the veins are constricted and that new blood cannot get in to help fix the damage. An icepack will help prevent swelling around the hickey, but constricts the capillaries as well

 

[nikkijo]

Massage will help you get rid of a hickey. This is true of any bruise, really. A hickey is caused by ruptured blood vessels called capillaries just under the skin, which then bleed out into the surrounding tissue and clot. Your blood clotting is the dark bruise you see after about a day or so. Your job is to massage (sometimes with a cold spoon) the bruise to help break up the blood clots and reabsorb the dead tissue into your system.

 

[nikkijo]

well this contradicts the one before it.

Applying heat to the hickey after 24-48 hours will help get rid of it. What you were doing with the ice was constricting the capillaries to stop further bleeding. Now that the capillaries have healed, it’s time to dilate the capillaries to make sure a lot of fresh new blood can come in and help clean up the mess. Do this with a wash cloth soaked in warm water for several minutes, wrung out, and then applied to the area for five minutes three times a day.

 

[friday]

I use preparation H on my lips when I play trumpet too long and too hard. I have a tube special for my "alternative" uses.

 

[nikkijo]

I did not write any of these....I found them all on the same website.

Witch Hazel is known by a small cadre of elite hickey removal specialists. Well, I wouldn't call them specialists, more like a forum of believers I found on the internet. Anyway, they think that witch hazel will make a hickey go away faster. I can't tell you this is true because there isn't a lot of money being poured in to an answer for the cure to hickies, if you know what I mean. Apparently Dickinson's makes a number of skin care products from witch hazel.

 

[friday]

So the ice and massage were the right ideas. I am going to have to go out and get green concealer. I love my baby but people are NOT going to believe this. Although based on some of the people I saw today- some of them might give me thumbs up for having a wild night...

 

[nikkijo]

I use preparation H on my lips when I play trumpet too long and too hard. I have a tube special for my "alternative" uses.

blowing to hard on the trumpet haha! I don't think that you would want to mess up the two tubes

 

[friday]

I could pick up some witch hazel, but it does the same thing as the Prep. H, only Prep H is stronger...

 

[nikkijo]

So the ice and massage were the right ideas. I am going to have to go out and get green concealer. I love my baby but people are NOT going to believe this. Although based on some of the people I saw today- some of them might give me thumbs up for having a wild night...

i am so not going to go there...thought about it and then changed my mind

 

[friday]

blowing to hard on the trumpet haha! I don't think that you would want to mess up the two tubes

I keep the one I am using currently IN my trumpet case to prevent confusion. And I play with people who really do understand what I am doing when I pull it out. Trouble with it is that it is pretty waxy so it is a last resort because it makes it a little hard to play.

 

[nikkijo]

So the ice and massage were the right ideas. I am going to have to go out and get green concealer. I love my baby but people are NOT going to believe this. Although based on some of the people I saw today- some of them might give me thumbs up for having a wild night...

do they make green concealer.....or is that just out at halloween time??

now i got the song witchy woman in my head....where is wayne brady when i need him to win some moola?

 

[friday]

i am so not going to go there...thought about it and then changed my mind

Believe me- I have a pretty good idea. There is a breed of people I will call "fair crawlers"... they are special. Very special.... And they would think of a hickey as a fashion accessory.

 

[nikkijo]

Ohhhh billy madison is on...why was this movie so much funier 10 years ago?

 

[friday]

do they make green concealer.....or is that just out at halloween time??

now i got the song witchy woman in my head....where is wayne brady when i need him to win some moola?

Yup, they make a green based concealer- it is designed to counteract the redness of pimples and rosacea. It works well for bruises.

 

[nikkijo]

I keep the one I am using currently IN my trumpet case to prevent confusion. And I play with people who really do understand what I am doing when I pull it out. Trouble with it is that it is pretty waxy so it is a last resort because it makes it a little hard to play.

with it being waxy would it make good chap stick if your lips are chapped really bad? I've never had to use prep H so I really don't know....knock on wood

 

[friday]

I don't think I ever saw Billy Madison

 

[friday]

with it being waxy would it make good chap stick if your lips are chapped really bad? I've never had to use prep H so I really don't know....knock on wood

I have 3 kids- 8pounds 3 ounces, 8 pounds 6 ounces, and 9 pounds 4 ounces at birth. It is a staple product in the trumpet case, and in the medicine cabinet.

 

[friday]

with it being waxy would it make good chap stick if your lips are chapped really bad? I've never had to use prep H so I really don't know....knock on wood

Its a little bitter- like dandelion sap bitter. You would have to be in agony. I recommend the Blistex in the blue tub for really chapped lips and splits- works really super fast. It tingles a bit at first, but it smells good, and will heal up small to medium splits overnight.

 

[nikkijo]

brb have to take puppy outside

 

[nikkijo]

I have 3 kids- 8pounds 3 ounces, 8 pounds 6 ounces, and 9 pounds 4 ounces at birth. It is a staple product in the trumpet case, and in the medicine cabinet.

ouch....so your telling me (i have no children as of right now) that when I give birth I will have to use prep h for the rest of my life

how about if you have a c-section??? can I just have someone carry the baby for me????

 

[nikkijo]

Its a little bitter- like dandelion sap bitter. You would have to be in agony. I recommend the Blistex in the blue tub for really chapped lips and splits- works really super fast. It tingles a bit at first, but it smells good, and will heal up small to medium splits overnight.

dandaline sap??? dandalines have sap??? my grandpa used to drink and make dandaline wine....but i never had any...that was way before I was allowed to drink

 

[nikkijo]

i'm over 800!!! I am sooooooo close to being a STRIPPER and making my mom proud!

 

[friday]

ouch....so your telling me (i have no children as of right now) that when I give birth I will have to use prep h for the rest of my life

how about if you have a c-section??? can I just have someone carry the baby for me????

Not necessarily- but if your babies are big, your odds are stacked against you. If you gain too much weight- odds also stacked against you. I did both. I have occassional trouble now, a year later, but I also haven't lost the weight yet.

 

[friday]

:yuck:

dandaline sap??? dandalines have sap??? my grandpa used to drink and make dandaline wine....but i never had any...that was way before I was allowed to drink

Ya- when you break off a dandelion, the white stuff in the stem is the sap. Its bitter. You don't need to test this. Just trust me.

 

[friday]

i'm over 800!!! I am sooooooo close to being a STRIPPER and making my mom proud!

Just keep talking, and you will have your star before bedtime!!

 

[nikkijo]

:yuck:


Ya- when you break off a dandelion, the white stuff in the stem is the sap. Its bitter. You don't need to test this. Just trust me.

I think i will trust you on this one....I do not think that this will EVER be a "whatever you do, do not push this button"

 

[nikkijo]

Not necessarily- but if your babies are big, your odds are stacked against you. If you gain too much weight- odds also stacked against you. I did both. I have occassional trouble now, a year later, but I also haven't lost the weight yet.

hmmm well i was 8.4 and 2 weeks over due...but my mom smoked and i do not......and i don't really want to pick that habit up.......i will have to see how big my cousins are....if the baby gets to big i'll just tell the doctor take the baby now....i don't want hemroids

i'll keep telling myself that the dr will listen to me

 

[nikkijo]

Just keep talking, and you will have your star before bedtime!!

yeah...that's my plan......i feel a little bad for neglecting my puppy....but she's playin by herself

 

[friday]

my dh says that its still pretty bad... argh!!

 

[friday]

hmmm well i was 8.4 and 2 weeks over due...but my mom smoked and i do not......and i don't really want to pick that habit up.......i will have to see how big my cousins are....if the baby gets to big i'll just tell the doctor take the baby now....i don't want hemroids

i'll keep telling myself that the dr will listen to me

Sometimes the doc will listen. Sometimes...

 

[friday]

yeah...that's my plan......i feel a little bad for neglecting my puppy....but she's playin by herself

Ah- I see your puppy now in your avatar- what is that she is playing with?

 

[JaimeQ]

Not necessarily- but if your babies are big, your odds are stacked against you. If you gain too much weight- odds also stacked against you. I did both. I have occassional trouble now, a year later, but I also haven't lost the weight yet.

I soooo missed something... My baby was 8 lbs 7oz... what about preperation h?

 

[nikkijo]

Jamie, I have a personal question to ask...do you get hemroids from when you gave birth? I'm thinking I'm going to make DH carry the child and give birth.

 

[nikkijo]

my dh says that its still pretty bad... argh!!

yeah but all guys are not as observent...tell him it needs to be massaged more and it's easier from his angle so he has to do it

 

[JaimeQ]

Jamie, I have a personal question to ask...do you get hemroids from when you gave birth? I'm thinking I'm going to make DH carry the child and give birth.

Nope I didn't get any hemroids.

 

[friday]

I soooo missed something... My baby was 8 lbs 7oz... what about preperation h?

I have prep. H on MY FACE!!! My baby gave me a hickey and I am trying desperately to get rid of it, I have the fair tomorrow and Monday!!! Its actually right on my chin!!

 

[nikkijo]

Sometimes the doc will listen. Sometimes...

well we have good insurance...it's through my dh work and they are fully funded so that means no blue cross blue shield.....his workplace pays for all of the insurance....so i'm guessin i wouldn't get it unless i somehow convince the dr it is absolutely necessary....if i become hysterical would that work??

 

[friday]

yeah but all guys are not as observent...tell him it needs to be massaged more and it's easier from his angle so he has to do it

He says he will forgive me for letting another man give me a hickey. Good of him eh?

 

[nikkijo]

Ah- I see your puppy now in your avatar- what is that she is playing with?

she is playing with her FAVORITE toy...it's a loofa from petsmart...it is bigger than she is she loves to wrestle with it

 

[JaimeQ]

I have prep. H on MY FACE!!! My baby gave me a hickey and I am trying desperately to get rid of it, I have the fair tomorrow and Monday!!! Its actually right on my chin!!

O lovely... Try a spoon that has been in the freezer for while.

 

[friday]

well we have good insurance...it's through my dh work and they are fully funded so that means no blue cross blue shield.....his workplace pays for all of the insurance....so i'm guessin i wouldn't get it unless i somehow convince the dr it is absolutely necessary....if i become hysterical would that work??

I know of girls who did that... I know girls who whined and complained until they got their way. I whined, and complained, and cried, and even fainted in his office once. He just kept telling me to 'hang in there'. But he really is an A1 doctor, so I can't complain at all.

 

[nikkijo]

Nope I didn't get any hemroids.

so theres hope then...never had them and i don't really want them...knock on wood again.

read back a couple of pages...it's funny to me

 

[friday]

Ok thats two people who told me spoons- I am going to throw a couple of spoons in the freezer.

 

[nikkijo]

I have prep. H on MY FACE!!! My baby gave me a hickey and I am trying desperately to get rid of it, I have the fair tomorrow and Monday!!! Its actually right on my chin!!

I'm sorry I still laugh every time I think of it.....so sorry