Do You Get Your Stripper Star at 800 or Higher??

[Christ Follower]

Maybe you could get your dog to bowl for you Heather.......

 

[chef_kimmo]

that would be the end of any money problems

I know, huh! You should see me sitting here staring at the dog wondering how I teach to actually type. (of course, keep in mind that I have already told her I need her to learn people language so I know what she is saying).

I am picturing this dog sitting at the computer trying to type but her toenails won't work right to not hit too many keys at once.

 

[heather9892]

My neighbor has told me that she has been asked about her grandson when she is out shopping. She has a creative wit, I would love to hear what she says.

same here
had one east indian man say b/c im such a "big girl"
i wanted to smack him:grumpy:

 

[chef_kimmo]

Yes, I am even laughing at myself.

 

[chef_kimmo]

same here
had one east indian man say b/c im such a "big girl"
i wanted to smack him:grumpy:

ooohhhh, I would like to smack him for you.

 

[heather9892]

Could you see my Boxer in an apron doing my cooking shows for me???

LOL
with the kids apron and chef's hat

 

[Christ Follower]

same here
had one east indian man say b/c im such a "big girl"i wanted to smack him:grumpy:

Why did he say that?

 

[chef_kimmo]

Maybe you could get your dog to bowl for you Heather.......

THAT IS HILARIOUS!!!! and you asked me to not make you laugh out loud!!!

 

[Christ Follower]

LOL
with the kids apron and chef's hat

That would be cute, but again, the dog language thing would be an obstacle.

 

[heather9892]

Maybe you could get your dog to bowl for you Heather.......

rotflmao!!!!!!!!
sometimes ive wondered
snuggles more the with the dogs than me


and 1 is male lol

 

[Christ Follower]

Hey, he does drink a lot right? Maybe he wouldn't notice......

 

[heather9892]

Why did he say that?

i guess b/c i still have my baby weight and i wasn't a size 7 when i got pregnant

and b/c he's a man:grumpy:

 

[chef_kimmo]

Duh. Kim and I must've been typing at the same time.

You did the better version - I was lazy and didn't do every letter.

 

[heather9892]

Hey, he does drink a lot right? Maybe he wouldn't notice......

ellen
he doesn't even try to bowl

almost been over 1 month

i know tmi

 

[Christ Follower]

i guess b/c i still have my baby weight and i wasn't a size 7 when i got pregnant

and b/c he's a man:grumpy:

I ran into this black guy I used to work with a long time ago and he looked at me and said "dang girl, you got thick huh?"

:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

 

[heather9892]

Hey, he does drink a lot right? Maybe he wouldn't notice......

never mind we know what happens when they drink too much

 

[chef_kimmo]

ellen
he doesn't even try to bowl

almost been over 1 month

i know tmi

No, tmi would be telling us all about the last time. :yuck:

 

[Christ Follower]

ellen
he doesn't even try to bowl

almost been over 1 month

i know tmi

What's tmi?

 

[heather9892]

I ran into this black guy I used to work with a long time ago and he looked at me and said "dang girl, you got thick huh?"

:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

did you hit him?

 

[chef_kimmo]

I ran into this black guy I used to work with a long time ago and he looked at me and said "dang girl, you got thick huh?"

:grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy: :grumpy:

Ok, I can only translate that in one way. HOW RUDE!!!

 

[Christ Follower]

What's tmi?

Nevermind I remember now. And, no it's not.

 

[heather9892]

What's tmi?

too much info

 

[Christ Follower]

did you hit him?

No. He was so stoned out of his mind he probably wouldn't have felt it. I did get "thick" since I last saw him but geesh! You just don't say that!

 

[heather9892]

lol must have been typing at the same time lol

 

[heather9892]

No. He was so stoned out of his mind he probably wouldn't have felt it. I did get "thick" since I last saw him but geesh! You just don't say that!

i keep telling you guys
they only think with their little brains

 

[Christ Follower]

I'm only gonna post for 3 more minutes then it's shower, dishes and make lunches.

And no bowling b/c I think my aunt might've dropped in unexpectadly.

Okay, that was TMI.

 

[heather9892]

No. He was so stoned out of his mind he probably wouldn't have felt it. I did get "thick" since I last saw him but geesh! You just don't say that!

or would have thought you were hitting on him

lol no pun intended

 

[Christ Follower]

or would have thought you were hitting on him

lol no pun intended

LOL!!!!! I did have my baby with me at the time and you'd think he'd put two and two together but then again, he is a guy.

 

[chef_kimmo]

I pull up to the house and there's a Hummer, Carera (porshe), SUV (expedition, I think) and a New BMW all in the driveway.

Now with those vehicles she best be inviting a slew of people who all want to book shows and who don't have any worries about money.

 

[heather9892]

I'm only gonna post for 3 more minutes then it's shower, dishes and make lunches.

And no bowling b/c I think my aunt might've dropped in unexpectadly.

Okay, that was TMI.

i dont ever remeber calling it anything like that

geez my hubby doesnt even know when or if she ever drops in

 

[chef_kimmo]

LOL!!!!! I did have my baby with me at the time and you'd think he'd put two and two together but then again, he is a guy.

Yep, he stands to pee

 

[heather9892]

Now with those vehicles she best be inviting a slew of people who all want to book shows and who don't have any worries about money.

hey ellen may have a $2000 party
wouldnt that be nice?

we had one director up here that had some guest arrive by water plane

 

[Christ Follower]

Now with those vehicles she best be inviting a slew of people who all want to book shows and who don't have any worries about money.

That's the problem. They all have $$ so they don't have the motivation to book to get it all for free!

 

[Christ Follower]

i dont ever remeber calling it anything like that

geez my hubby doesnt even know when or if she ever drops in

You never heard of Aunt Flo? :yuck: :blushing:

 

[chef_kimmo]

That's the problem. They all have $$ so they don't have the motivation to book to get it all for free!

Then push the idea of booking more for the reason of a fun afternoon out.

 

[Christ Follower]

Yep, he stands to pee

ROTFL!!!! I think I just pee'd!

 

[chef_kimmo]

I have a pretty neat invite that would be great to attract fun people to attend. Unfortunately, I don't have it on this computer - will post it tomorrow.

 

[heather9892]

That's the problem. They all have $$ so they don't have the motivation to book to get it all for free!

but she booked for a reason
what was it?
thats her hot button
find out what it is and she'll be motivated

if you cant figure it out then ask
maybe she wants to sign up
you never know

 

[Christ Follower]

hey ellen may have a $2000 party
wouldnt that be nice?

we had one director up here that had some guest arrive by water plane

The only $1000 show I've ever had was my $1000 mystery host catalog show so I would LOVE to have a $2000 show!:thumbup:

 

[heather9892]

You never heard of Aunt Flo? :yuck: :blushing:

nope



i know dumb canadian lol

 

[chef_kimmo]

ROTFL!!!! I think I just pee'd!

Man, we are having too much fun tonight!!!

that is a saying a friend & I started. Men do weird things, so we just said well it makes sense because they stand to Pee

 

[Christ Follower]

but she booked for a reason
what was it?
thats her hot button
find out what it is and she'll be motivated

if you cant figure it out then ask
maybe she wants to sign up
you never know

She said "I really don't care about all the freebies, I just thought it would be fun to get everyone together and I knew it would help you out"(she goes to my church).

 

[heather9892]

The only $1000 show I've ever had was my $1000 mystery host catalog show so I would LOVE to have a $2000 show!:thumbup:

one of my first shows were a kilo show
and the one i put in this last weekend was close almost $900

 

[Christ Follower]

Man, we are having too much fun tonight!!!

that is a saying a friend & I started. Men do weird things, so we just said well it makes sense because they stand to Pee

I love it here.

Now I went 8 minutes over my "have to be off here by 11p.m." thing!

 

[chef_kimmo]

I'm only gonna post for 3 more minutes then it's shower, dishes and make lunches.

And no bowling b/c I think my aunt might've dropped in unexpectadly.

Okay, that was TMI.

i dont ever remeber calling it anything like that

geez my hubby doesnt even know when or if she ever drops in

OHHHhhhhhh - The blonde hair was going to the roots. I finally realized what you meant!!! duh!!!

 

[Christ Follower]

one of my first shows were a kilo show
and the one i put in this last weekend was close almost $900

My first show was $10 away from qualifying. My best friend (who didn't even know the host) had to add $10 to her order so it would qualify. The 2nd show I did was $500.:thumbup:

 

[chef_kimmo]

I love it here.

Now I went 8 minutes over my "have to be off here by 11p.m." thing!

I tell - I am past 1:00 here. I should try to get some sleep too.

 

[heather9892]

She said "I really don't care about all the freebies, I just thought it would be fun to get everyone together and I knew it would help you out"(she goes to my church).

so then make it fun
do a theme
fiesta party
margarita party-virgins if need be

dont hostess coach for the free hostess coach for the fun

 

[Christ Follower]

Almost $900? That's marvy!

 

[chef_kimmo]

one of my first shows were a kilo show
and the one i put in this last weekend was close almost $900

I have had a few kilo shows but it has been since last December. I need to pull a few out now