100 More Post and I Get Rid of My Stripper Star

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Hi, my name is Ann and I'm a Post-"streetwalker".

I think there's a 12 step program for that.

 

[Marg]

I think there's a 12 step program for that.

Yeah, but you have to wear fishnets and heels...

 

[Marg]

Yeah, but you have to wear fishnets and heels...

And that's just the guys...

 

[chefann]

hmmm... I HAD a red feather boa, but I gave it to my nieces to play with. Should I get it back?

Unfortunately, it's hard to find fishnets in extra-tubby.

 

[luvs2sellit]

I still don't understand why it is called a stripper star. I read where it said because it had no color. Still don't get it. Am I being stupid?

Porn name: Pooh Bear Pullen

Present Porn Nam: Lucy Strong

 

[chefann]

I still don't understand why it is called a stripper star. I read where it said because it had no color. Still don't get it. Am I being stupid?

It's because the original stars on the forum were filled in. A couple of months ago, they were changed so that the first one earned is just an outline. People who had the filled in one that were then empty said that the stars had been "stripped" and the name was born!

 

[luvs2sellit]

Thanks. It is all clear now.

 

[Marg]

Thanks. It is all clear now.

No pun intended...LOL!!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Thanks. It is all clear now.

Yes, it is.

That's why you can see right through it!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Yeah, but you have to wear fishnets and heels...

I can't take 12 steps in heels without falling over.

 

[chefann]

Only 119 for me to get my star filled in! Woo-Hoo!!!

 

[pamperedalf]

Good job Ann, you will have it in no time flat!!Happy Posting!!

 

[pamperedharriet]

This is too funny

I could have had Stubbles East
or
Shanaynay East

OK, here are mine:

1st: Dusty Addison

current: Shana Eastern

I had to post this after seeing yours!

 

[chefkristin]

LOL!! My name would be Liebchen Cook!!!

I don't have a pet now. I almost have my stripper star!!!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

You know, Liebchen, it's okay to have a pet AND and stripper star.

 

[erinyourpclady]

If you guys and gals loved my get your stripper name....you willl totally love my new booking line for the Re-Styled Kitchen Shears......

"If your having fun tonight, let's think about having a show at your home with your family and friends. I will even bring a fabulous stripper that won't ask for any $1 bills!"

LOL~~~~

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Only 119 for me to get my star filled in! Woo-Hoo!!!

The trouble with a post like this one is that you have to keep going back and editing the number, because it's no longer accurate.In fact, I was way ahead of you, but you've become such a post courtesan that you passed me up today.BUT I JUST CAUGHT UP TO YOU WITH THIS ONE!!!<---------

 

[chefann]

The trouble with a post like this one is that you have to keep going back and editing the number, because it's no longer accurate.

In fact, I was way ahead of you, but you've become such a post courtesan that you passed me up today.

BUT I JUST CAUGHT UP TO YOU WITH THIS ONE!!!

<---------

Fine. See if I care.

I have a kickoff show today for a new consultant, so you can't bug me today! Everything's good!!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Fine. See if I care.

I have a kickoff show today for a new consultant, so you can't bug me today! Everything's good!!

Now you're ahead of me again - but you're an hour earlier than me so you win.

For now.

Go sign your recruit - you're way ahead of me on that, too.

 

[Jilleysue]

How many for me before I get counted as something...LOL? I can't take this. I feel like a striped tiger...LOL

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

It's around 800 posts that you get a star.

 

[chefann]

At 750 you'll get the empty star, then at 1500 it's filled in with yellow. A couple uber-posters have pink - 2500!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Are we racing to 2500? That star would look so nice with my AV.

 

[pamperedalf]

And the race is on KG is trailing behind Ann by 7 posts, who will win oh it's going to be close!! More soon to come! LOL

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

That reminds me of The William Tell Overture as performed by Spike Jones.

Cabbage by a head and Girdle in the stretch...and...Fetlebaum.

 

[Jilleysue]

UG...750....100 seems sooo far away and I can't even think about 1500. Although I guess it has only taken me a month to post 600...LOL. That is sick..really really truly SICK. I need medicine..LOL

 

[pamperedalf]

Jill you are only 80 away, I have faith that you will do it in 3-4 days!!

 

[cmdtrgd]

More like 3-4 hours!!!!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Oh-oh, we're creating another post, um, er, fiend.

 

[pamperedalf]

KG is catching up to Ann (he's cheating because she is not on here right now)It's neck & neck who will it be KG or Ann, oh no Jill might have something to say, she will catch up to the two of you real fast!!

 

[jrstephens]

KG and ChefAnnI started this thread and I am ahead of both of you!!! HAHAHA!!!

I better keep posting though b/c yall will pass me quick!

 

[fruit76loop]

Stripper star here I come...Can't wait just to have a star, even if it is naked!!

 

[chefann]

That reminds me of The William Tell Overture as performed by Spike Jones.

Cabbage by a head and Girdle in the stretch...and...Fetlebaum.

Or PDQ Bach's version of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony: Woodwinds take the theme from the brass. Yes yes - no! They modulated!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

True, but my favorite P.D.Q. Bach piece, though, is still the Echo Sonota for Two Groups of Unfriendly Instruments

 

[gilliandanielle]

Can't wait just to have a star, even if it is naked!!

I wonder if I will get a new one at 4000 posts?? I would LOVE a purple star...

 

[pamperedalf]

KG & Ann it looks like you guys might loose to JRStephens, it's a tight race who will it be??I am having fun, can you tell? lol

 

[chefann]

I'm logging off now to go to dinner.You guys have at it!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

KG & Ann it looks like you guys might loose to JRStephens, it's a tight race who will it be??

I am having fun, can you tell? lol

I'm glad we can provide you with some entertainment.

 

[Jilleysue]

This is tooo funny. On my other website, they have a date on the side where it says how long each person has been a member. We should have that too.

 

[Jilleysue]

DODOODODOODODO. I am have things to say

 

[Jilleysue]

3 or 4 days??????? yes I agree 3 or 4 hours...but I do say things of substance.....lol...DON"T I????LMAO!!! HAHAHAHA

 

[pamperedharriet]

You are too much, Jill!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

This is tooo funny. On my other website, they have a date on the side where it says how long each person has been a member. We should have that too.

Is that the same one I belong to, the one where posters of fluff are known as post...er...um...courtesans?

 

[chefann]

You can check people's join dates in their profiles. But those aren't necessarily "active" time on the board. I joined MONTHS before my first post.And now I won't shut up!

 

[pamperedharriet]

I tested the waters too before I felt comfortable to jump in. Now I am too comfortable!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

You can check people's join dates in their profiles. But those aren't necessarily "active" time on the board. I joined MONTHS before my first post.

And now I won't shut up!

We hadn't noticed.

 

[chefann]

We hadn't noticed.

pbbbbbht! http://www.thesmilies.com/smilies/tongue0013.gif

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

This is going to turn into one of those never ending threads except the only people posting in it will be the postcourtesans who are trying to drive up their totals.