Warning! Please Pass This Along!

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

WARNING!

Please pass this along to the older and elderly men in your family as a warning!

The scam happens at a traffic light. You stop for a red light, and a young, well endowed, topless woman comes up and starts to wash your windshield. While she is distracting you, her accomplice opens the back door and steals anything you have in your car.

They are very good at this! They got me 7 times on Friday and 5 times on Saturday!

I looked all over but couldn't find them anywhere today.

 

[janetupnorth]

ROFLOL! Only you KG...

 

[Teresa Lynn]

Kg, too funny this was posted in our town on an email loop after our
Lowe's opened

 

[susanr613]

i must be tired...i had to read twice before i groaned ;-)

very cute, KG

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Another versionIt's an oldie but a moldy! There's also a women's version...

Watch out this weekend, ladies!A new scam is being pulled, mainly on older women who are apparently past the age of giving a running pursuit.What happens is that when the victim stops at a red light, a completely nude and good looking, tan, ripped and unbelievably well endowed young man comes up to the car and with muscles flexing, washes your windshield. While he is doing thing, his accomplice opens the back door and steals all your packages. They are very good at this. They got me 7 times on Friday and 5 times on Saturday!I couldn't find them on Sunday.And then there's this version of it...
Watch out this weekend, ladies!A new scam is being pulled, mainly on older women.What happens is that when the victim leaves the Wal-Mart (Sam's, Shop-Ko, Kohl's, etc.) two seriously good looking young men come over to your car and offer to pack your purchases in your trunk. Then they wash your windshield. When you offer them a tip, they refuse and ask for a ride to the next store. They get into your back seat, and on the way, they start talking dirty and telling you what they would like to do to you. Then one of them climbs over the seat and begins kissing your neck and begs you to pull over so he can make love to you!BEWARE! While you're doing this, the other one makes off with your purse!I had my purse stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Satruday but I'm running out of purses! PLEASE SEND ME ANY PURSES YOU ARE NO LONGER USING! You know I'm on a fixed income and it's rough to do without food to keep my supply of purses stocked.

 

[elizabethfox]

ROFL...Thanks for the laugh!

 

[etteluap70PC]

wow.... too funny!!! I needed a good chuckle this am KG, Thanks!

 

[pamperedtraci]

I can always count on KG to give me a good laugh in the morning!