Humor Today's Funny Quote: Woman's Multiplying Power - Email Share

[tlag1986]

Here is a funny someone just email me and I thought I would share.

Quote of the day:
'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of sh**.'

 

[candiejayne]

I got that one recently too. I love it!

 

[Crystal Patton]

Men divide and conquer, women multiply.
Hey, we're just doin' our job.

 

[twinchefs]

I love it!!

 

[raebates]

Love it. I'll be sharing that with The Furry Guy.

 

[Crystal Patton]

Love it. I'll be sharing that with The Furry Guy.

Rea - I just have to say that I love how you refer to your sweetie. I usually describe my DH as 'tall guy, long hair', so when I read your posts that include 'The Furry Guy' I always chuckle.

 

[raebates]

Rea - I just have to say that I love how you refer to your sweetie. I usually describe my DH as 'tall guy, long hair', so when I read your posts that include 'The Furry Guy' I always chuckle.

Thanks, Crystal. The Furry Guy is one of 5 brothers. Whenever someone asked me which one I was married to I said, "the furry one."

You might enjoy this story. We hadn't been attending our current church very long when the pastor started a morning Bible study at our son's high school. (Our son attended another church.) He told the pastor that his parents attended the pastor's church. When the pastor didn't recognize our names, our son said, "My mom's got red hair. She's short and really perky. My dad looks like a hippie." The pastor said, "I know exactly who you're talking about."

For the record, our pastor claims that The Furry Guy looks just like he's always pictured the apostle John.

 

[Crystal Patton]

Thanks, Crystal. The Furry Guy is one of 5 brothers. Whenever someone asked me which one I was married to I said, "the furry one."

You might enjoy this story. We hadn't been attending our current church very long when the pastor started a morning Bible study at our son's high school. (Our son attended another church.) He told the pastor that his parents attended the pastor's church. When the pastor didn't recognize our names, our son said, "My mom's got red hair. She's short and really perky. My dad looks like a hippie." The pastor said, "I know exactly who you're talking about."

For the record, our pastor claims that The Furry Guy looks just like he's always pictured the apostle John.

I did enjoy that story. LOL

My DH was an Ariborne Ranger during the 80's, when all the rock stars (especially the guys) had big hair and DH had the 'Army cut'. When he left the service he grew out his amazing strawberry-blond hair. It's all wavy and looks great! Of course then everyonE cut their hair, the 90's to now. So he has always been 'out-of-style'. LOL

 

[raebates]

Yeah, I understand. The Furry guy had long hair and a beard when we dated. He then became a marine--no beard, no hair. After active duty his hair had finally gotten long enough for him to feel comfortable growing out his beard when he was recalled from inactive duty. Seven weeks later he had to start the hair growth all over again. He's never been particularly style conscious. He gets his hair and beard trimmed 3 times a year whether he needs it or not.

 

[raebates]

Yeah, The Furry Guy isn't particularly fashion conscious. He gets his hair and beard trimmed 3 times a year whether he needs it or not.