tlag1986
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The story is told of a Pastor who was frustrated because of one man who always seemed to fall asleep during the sermon. So the Pastor devised a trick, a way he thought he could embarrass the man so as to get him to break this habit. Near the end of a sermon concerning "he**", the Pastor, in a normal voice, said to the congregation, "Any one here today who wants to go to he**" - - then he raised his voice to a much louder volume - - "PLEASE STAND UP!"
Of course this woke up the sleeping parishioner who quickly jumped to his feet. After collecting himself for a moment, the man then looked at the Pastor and said,
(Are you ready!!!!!)
"Preacher, I don't know why I'm standing, but it appears that you and I are both in this boat together." :thumbup:
Of course this woke up the sleeping parishioner who quickly jumped to his feet. After collecting himself for a moment, the man then looked at the Pastor and said,
(Are you ready!!!!!)
"Preacher, I don't know why I'm standing, but it appears that you and I are both in this boat together." :thumbup: