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Stupid Jokes... Go Ahead and Share!

Anyway, back to the Hershey Park hotel.....They have a spa, they will fill your tub with cocoa, and they have a 'chocolate wrap' for your body and face. I think it is HILARIOUS! If only I had that kinda money, lol.We went to Hershey when I was little and I don't remember much, but I do remember going round and round in the hershey kisses ride like the teacups!That sounds like fun. My parents took me to Hershey when I was younger, but I don't really remember it. I do remember going on the hershey kisses ride. It was really fun.
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So, my husband reads "Maxim" magazine. He reads some of the jokes to me. I hope this translates well over the 'boards. Its dumb, but I laughed and figured Oh, what the h*ll...

Old lady in Church to husband wispered: "I just let out a silent fart."
Husband replies, wispering: "You need to get a new hearing aid."
 
Lol!!!Anne-I love your posts they crack me up! That is funny! I wear hearing aids!
I will have to come up with a good one and get back to you!:D
 
I ordered that for dh a long time ago, but I actually read it more than he did, so I just let it expire, I thought there were some quite funny things in there, lol.
 
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chefkristin said:
Anne-I love your posts they crack me up! That is funny! I wear hearing aids!
I will have to come up with a good one and get back to you!:D
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Well, I just hope you don't have the same problem as the old lady!
 
Not a problem!
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Well, I just hope you don't have the same problem as the old lady!
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No way! That is too funny. I love the jokes that make me laugh forever.
 
Maybe I'm just a pervert, but my favorite section of Maxim is the "Found Porn" part where they have regular things that look dirty or say something dirty. It always adds a little laugh to my day!
 
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gilliandanielle said:
Maybe I'm just a pervert, but my favorite section of Maxim is the "Found Porn" part where they have regular things that look dirty or say something dirty. It always adds a little laugh to my day!
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I will have to check that out. Sometime the dumbest things make me laugh. My parents always told me I could always entertain myself.
 
gilliandanielle said:
Maybe I'm just a pervert, but my favorite section of Maxim is the "Found Porn" part where they have regular things that look dirty or say something dirty. It always adds a little laugh to my day!
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O, I haven't read it in so long, I may just have to get dh a new subscription after reading this, lol. Like the signs for entering a town, the towns with funny names. There is a CLIMAX, Kansas. I thought about this magazine the first time I saw the sign, maybe I should take a pic and send it in, lol.
 
We once saw a story in a Minnesota newspaper that said Fertile woman dies in Climax! Those are 2 towns next door to one another...who does that!
 
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OMG!!! ROTFL, that is so funny, I would have clipped it out and put it in a scrapbook.
 
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Towns in PADid you know that there are towns in Pennsylvania called Intercourse and Blue Ball?:eek:
 
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Lets not forget my favorite: Bird In Hand!
 
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I live in Georgia and there is a city just north of Atlanta named Cumming.....:eek:
 
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speedychef said:
We once saw a story in a Minnesota newspaper that said Fertile woman dies in Climax! Those are 2 towns next door to one another...who does that!
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They just did a news story on that town - seems as though somebody keeps stealing the CLIMAX town sign - hmmmm?

A couple of 'close' relatives of mine once came home from a road trip with a HERSHEY ? MI. (I just don't remember how many miles the sign says) sign, it's either 4 or 7?? I'll have to look in that persons garage next time I'm there!
 
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Hershey, PAHershey PA has the big Hershey Park (the candy Bar). I think it is a big Amusement Park and you can go to see chocolate being made, etc..
 
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chefkristin said:
Hershey PA has the big Hershey Park (the candy Bar). I think it is a big Amusement Park and you can go to see chocolate being made, etc..
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O, I have watched I think the Travel Channel when they went to the Hershey hotel there. I WANNA GO!!!:( I have turned into a choco-holic, thanks to my grandmother. I am blaming her since I wasn't like this until she moved in with me for a few months, lol. The only thing I craved when I was prego with my last son was Chocolate after everything I ate, I kept a bag of chocolate chips in the fridge and would grab a few after I ate something, lol.

Anyway, back to the Hershey Park hotel.....They have a spa, they will fill your tub with cocoa, and they have a 'chocolate wrap' for your body and face. I think it is HILARIOUS! If only I had that kinda money, lol.
 
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We went to Hershey when I was little and I don't remember much, but I do remember going round and round in the hershey kisses ride like the teacups!
 
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Good joke, I'll have to tell my mom that one...she'll get a kick out of it!

I love how this thread went from talking about farts, to porn to chocolate:D
 
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I live in Cumming. It is just north of Moaning!



Hehehe! There really is no Moaning, but I do live in Cumming!
 
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kaceyleigh2 said:
Good joke, I'll have to tell my mom that one...she'll get a kick out of it!

I love how this thread went from talking about farts, to porn to chocolate:D
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You never know what you'll find on ChefSuccess!!
 
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Bumping this oldis but goodie!
 
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Ann! you are awesome. Just thought I would say that!
 

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