so at theRisk of Sounding 'Dirty'...

[AJPratt]

I have to just share what I saw as a friend's FB status:

"Spend $60 this month and get two free rubs from me!" (and next to it was her beautiful, smiling face).

OMG. I almost fell off my chair. It just struck me as funny. I am sorry if I offended anyone, I just couldn't help it.

 

[JAE]

Not offended. That's pretty funny. Way to get some attention on your FB status.

 

[pamperedharriet]

That's very clever!

 

[ChefBeckyD]

Hilarious...and at the risk of sounding dirty....your thread title so intrigued me I had to open it!

 

[JAE]

Waiting for Becky to post the same thing on her FB status.

 

[RMDave]

Hey, I like it. I might even steal it!

 

[ChefBeckyD]

Waiting for Becky to post the same thing on her FB status.

Not today....I've already posted enough status updates for today. I have limits you know.

Is it raining by your house JAE? I can hear the thunder now...

 

[CAPCnewbie]

Love it!! Knowing my family and friends they would post something dirty back to me and I'd need to delete it

So do you gals have PC facebook pages going then? Is that where you are posting your updates?

 

[AJPratt]

Love it!! Knowing my family and friends they would post something dirty back to me and I'd need to delete it

So do you gals have PC facebook pages going then? Is that where you are posting your updates?

Yep... I could never post that either. OMG. My friends would make it much worse!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I have to just share what I saw as a friend's FB status:

"Spend $60 this month and get two free rubs from me!" (and next to it was her beautiful, smiling face).

OMG. I almost fell off my chair. It just struck me as funny. I am sorry if I offended anyone, I just couldn't help it.

Afraid it might rub someone the wrong way? Think it might a salt their sensibilities?

I thought it was a good way to spice up the evening.

 

[pampered2007]

Love it!! Knowing my family and friends they would post something dirty back to me and I'd need to delete it

So do you gals have PC facebook pages going then? Is that where you are posting your updates?

I am also curious! Where is everyone posting their updates????

 

[pampchefsarah]

Afraid it might rub someone the wrong way? Think it might a salt their sensibilities?

I thought it was a good way to spice up the evening.

KG, where have you been hiding? I've been worried about you. CS just isn't the same without your punny business.

 

[pamperedlinda]

this reminds me - one very successful male consultant in my neck of the woods was at our Director meeting last month. He was telling us his embarrassing story about his newsletter. He mispelled pantry and instead put in his newsletter that when you spent $60 he would give you 2 free 'panty' rubs.....he about fell over when one of his customers called and asked him for more details!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

KG, where have you been hiding? I've been worried about you. CS just isn't the same without your punny business.

I'm here every morning! (And I've been working alot, too.)

 

[CAPCnewbie]

he would give you 2 free 'panty' rubs

Holy heck, I just spit my drink out on my keyboard. Too funny!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

this reminds me - one very successful male consultant in my neck of the woods was at our Director meeting last month. He was telling us his embarrassing story about his newsletter. He mispelled pantry and instead put in his newsletter that when you spent $60 he would give you 2 free 'panty' rubs.....he about fell over when one of his customers called and asked him for more details!

Always profread two make sure you didn't maek any misnakes.

 

[pamperedlinda]

Always profread two make sure you didn't maek any misnakes.

that was what was so funny - he said he read it a dozen times and didn't catch it and of course neither did spell-checker.

 

[pcchefjane]

I heard the same story at my Cluster Meeting but heard it was a woman who did it! LOL!

 

[AJPratt]

Hysterical!KG: I've missed you! My hours are all goofy.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

that was what was so funny - he said he read it a dozen times and didn't catch it and of course neither did spell-checker.

An old editor taught me a trick many years ago...don't just proof read it, read it out loud to yourself. It's amazing what you catch that way.

 

[BlueMoon]

Spell checker would never catch "panty"--it's a real word!
I agree with KG, I have to read things aloud, or even have someone else read it to me...when I read it silently I see what I expect to see.Lol--love these stories! I love it when typos change the meaning.Marghi

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I think it's time to dig this out again. [Blows off dust, wipes surface clean]

Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.

Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.