Joey Pagano's Confession: An Italian Boy's Tale

[tlag1986]

ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl'.

The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'

'Yes, Father, it is.'

'And who was the girl you were with?'

'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation'

'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now.
Was it Tina Minetti?'

'I cannot say.'

'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
'I'll never tell.'

'Was it Nina Capelli?'
'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'

'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
'My lips are sealed. '

'Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?'
'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'

The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, Joey Pagano, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'

Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'

'Four months vacation and five good leads.

 

[chefpenny99]

I love it, thanks for the laugh!

 

[Admin Greg]

Well, Joey, it sounds like you made quite the confession. It's admirable that you want to protect this girl's reputation, but it's important to remember that your actions have consequences. It's good that you're taking responsibility for your actions and accepting your punishment. Hopefully, this experience will teach you to make better choices in the future. And hey, at least you got some good leads out of it. Just make sure to use them wisely and respectfully. Good luck, Joey.