Harassing Tyler: A Song for the Turner Co-op

[katie0128]

I have a friend at work (well, actually he works for our General Contractor building our new patient tower - Turner Construction) that I need to harass a bit and need some help...

Tyler is a VERY young looking guy (just graduated from UC, but looks like he should just be starting college) and is constantly being referred to as "Turner's co-op". And most of the contractors and subs on our job keep calling him Taylor. He was complaining about this at lunch the other day and I told him I'm going to make a name badge for him that says "I'm not Taylor and I'm not a co-op". Oh, and one of our subs told Tyler he drives a girl car...

And this is where I need help... I was thinking about his "name badge" last night and the Popeye theme song (I'm Popeye the sailor man...) popped into my head. I decided I'm going to redo the song for Tyler, but I can't think of a middle line. Here is what I have...

I'm Taylor the Turner Co-op
I'm Taylor the Turner Co-op
>>>need a line in here<<<
And I drive a girl-car
I'm Taylor the Turner Co-op

HELP!

 

[chefann]

How about "I can go to the bar" because it sounds like he probably gets carded a lot if he looks so young.

 

[hoosierchef]

Ohhh....good one Ann!

 

[yummybytes]

"Can't get into a bar" was what I was thinking...

 

[chefann]

That one works, too!
I like both of ours because they rhyme with girl-car.

And I know exactly what Katie means by a "girl car." One of DH's coworkers was teased endlessly at work because of his vehicle. He ended up trading with his wife. Hers was a little better, but not much.

 

[janetupnorth]

Can't get into a bar
and drive a girl car...

Sounds good to me...

 

[katie0128]

I LOVE IT!!!

My song for Tyler

I'm Taylor the Turner Co-op
I'm Taylor the Turner Co-op
I'm too young to go to a bar
And I drive a girl-car
I'm Taylor the Turner Co-op

Now to print it really cute-ish and put it in a frame. Then, when he is on the jobsite on Monday, I'm going to hang it in his office! If I can find my camera, I'll take a picture for you!

THANKS FOR THE HELP!!!