dannyzmom
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Dear Cooking Show Guest,
Next time you come to one of my cooking shows it would be really great if you did NOT get sh*tface-drunk, talk over me, engage everyone around you in loud boisterous conversation thus upsetting the 8 ladies there who actually WERE interested in what I had to say...but most of all, it would be greatly appreciated if after placing your $160.00 order, that you would not call me a few hours after I submitted the show leaving me a voicemail asking me to remove the Ultimate Mandoline from your order because "forgot you already owned one." Maybe if you'd have drank 5 or 6 fewer glasses of wine, you might not have forgotten that you already owned one. Ugh.
Oh - and should I mention she;d like to have a show of her own in January or February??
Next time you come to one of my cooking shows it would be really great if you did NOT get sh*tface-drunk, talk over me, engage everyone around you in loud boisterous conversation thus upsetting the 8 ladies there who actually WERE interested in what I had to say...but most of all, it would be greatly appreciated if after placing your $160.00 order, that you would not call me a few hours after I submitted the show leaving me a voicemail asking me to remove the Ultimate Mandoline from your order because "forgot you already owned one." Maybe if you'd have drank 5 or 6 fewer glasses of wine, you might not have forgotten that you already owned one. Ugh.
Oh - and should I mention she;d like to have a show of her own in January or February??