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RachelNguyen
So, my director calls me at 5:30 to see if I can cover for another consultant who is having an emergency. Nope. Can't do it. I have a show tonight.
I drive to the host's house. It's dark. I pull up. I ring the doorbell. She comes to the door.
Let me get my stuff, I say.
Ok, she says.
I unload everything. Two trips. Up two sets of stairs.
I am wondering why her table is covered with groceries. And why there are stuffed shells on the counter. And why there are no appetizers out. But hey. Different strokes, right?
She tells me she is going to set me up at a card table in the kitchen. Fine, I say. I stand and wait.
Are you getting the card table? I ask.
I thought I might wait until...
TOMORROW NIGHT!!!! She says.
Yes. I actually showed up at her house on the wrong night.
And of course by the time I called back my director, she had covered the other show.
I need glasses AND a head examination!
Just thought you guys could use a laugh!
I drive to the host's house. It's dark. I pull up. I ring the doorbell. She comes to the door.
Let me get my stuff, I say.
Ok, she says.
I unload everything. Two trips. Up two sets of stairs.
I am wondering why her table is covered with groceries. And why there are stuffed shells on the counter. And why there are no appetizers out. But hey. Different strokes, right?
She tells me she is going to set me up at a card table in the kitchen. Fine, I say. I stand and wait.
Are you getting the card table? I ask.
I thought I might wait until...
TOMORROW NIGHT!!!! She says.
Yes. I actually showed up at her house on the wrong night.
And of course by the time I called back my director, she had covered the other show.
I need glasses AND a head examination!
Just thought you guys could use a laugh!