Can You Keep Up with a 5th Grader? My Journey to Grade School Success!

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

'Bout time, huh?

Maybe I'm as smart as a 5th grader?










Okay, it's another parody thread. I can't help myself. Every time I see the original, this is what I see, okay?

 

[raebates]

It's elementary, my dear KG. You are now the world's oldest grade-schooler.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

I should be the hero of the basketball team.

 

[raebates]

I don't know. You'd probably kill during the first quarter, but can you keep up with them for an entire game? I mean, you keep telling us you're old. I'm picturing you winded and fading by the middle of the second quarter.

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

All I have to do is stand next to the basket and stuff.As long as they only use the 6' hoop, you realize.

 

[raebates]

Ahh, I can see it now. You would RULE!

 

[chefann]

But would you have milk in your lunch thermos, or something stronger?

 

[jenniferp417]

And where would you sit during class? You'd end up falling out of your chair, and sent to the principal's office. At least principals don't have paddles any more!

 

[cmdtrgd]

Hey, don't joke about this...there is a game show called "So You Think You're Smarter Than a Fifth Grader". It is hilarious and painful to watch people be bested by 5th graders!!!

 

[GourmetGirl]

Hey KG... are you gonna be like Adam Sandler in Billy Madison and fall in love with your teacher?

 

[MamaChef]

KG always keeps me giggling!!!

 

[janetupnorth]

Hey KG... are you gonna be like Adam Sandler in Billy Madison and fall in love with your teacher?

Depends how young and cute she is.

Loving the parodies and I peek in here once in awhile...makes me work day go much faster!

 

[The_Kitchen_Guy]

Hey, don't joke about this...there is a game show called "So You Think You're Smarter Than a Fifth Grader". It is hilarious and painful to watch people be bested by 5th graders!!!

Well, I'm glad someone got the obscure reference. Ann - to quote my favorite comedian, after spitting out his morning orange juice because some wag substituted his morning break liquid in his Thermos..."Drat! Some a$*h#@! put orange juice in my orange juice!"Jennifer - I couldn't fit in those tiny chairs. It wasn't that I didn't like school, it was just the principal of the thing.Alison - too late - I still fondly remember my crush on the librarian from my grade school. (Sigh)